>>
>>  DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...
>>
>> In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty
>> breakfast "
>> coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
>> While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and
>> started an
>> unwanted conversation. .
>> American : You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
>> Filipino : Of course!
>> American : ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't.
>> We,
>> Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect
>> in a
>> container,  recycle, make these into croissants and sell
>> these to the
>> Philippines
>> American : Do you eat jam with bread?
>> Filipino : Of course!
>> American : (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his
>> teeth) We
>> don't. Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the
>> peels, seeds and
>> leftover s into containers, turn  these into jam and sell
>> it to the
>> Philippines .
>> Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?
>> American : Of course, we do!
>> Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?
>> American : We throw them, of course!
>> Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them
>> into containers,
>> recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to
>> America.

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